me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
there’s nothing wrong with not drinking, not going out, and enjoying your own company, i think a lot of people my age need to realize that